One more Christmas gathering and I may have to strap myself to the treadmill for the entire month of January. Hat Tip to
funtimesguide.com and
NashvilleIsTalking.com: This is the funniest
10 Tips for Sensible Holiday Eating that I read,
ever.
Jerry Clower would have lobbied to have this added to scripture as a missing gospel, I am certain of it (kidding, of course)! My favorite is
number 6 on the list:
"Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog."
There is
much more.
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