Song of the Season for Belmont University

Well, I suppose it had to happen sooner or later. Belmont is home to a lot of creative people and one very large school of music... via email today, a student sent along the following parody to the tune, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer:

Belmont the Baptist school here,
is a place that we all know.
And if you had to draw it,
you would surely say it grows.

All of the fundy Baptists
used to bash and call it names.
They wouldn't let poor Belmont
have a say in boards they claim.

Then one muggy 'tober eve,
lawyers came to say:
"Belmont you have lost your rights,
we'll file-a big complaint tonight."

Oh how the Baptists loathed them
ousted each and all trustees.
Belmont the Baptist school here,
maybe soon they'll set you free!

Finals MUST be over. This student has far too much time on his hands! I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry...OK, I'm laughing!!